1
00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:16,125
And you look like a jihadi,
but are a camel sphincter.

2
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:41,583
Tahira, the rest of the kebabs
I'll bring tomorrow, okay?

3
00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:44,500
I have to go to Harrods now
to meet with a personal shopper.

4
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,250
Oh, will you need my silverware tomorrow?

5
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,125
Your silver set? No, thanks.

6
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,250
It'll look nicer, though.

7
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,333
I have some.
Some things we do have.

8
00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:53,750
Yeah, but yours are old.

9
00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:57,041
Shaju, son.

10
00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,750
Aren't you going to be late, Naila?

11
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,875
Look who is here!
Does anyone recognise him?

12
00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:11,458
Come down Ainy, his Highness is here!

13
00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:14,791
No, no it doesn't matter.
When I'm dead, just visit my grave once.

14
00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:18,583
Have you eaten anything?

15
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,250
God forgive you.

16
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,625
Have you seen your belly?

17
00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:29,875
Do you know what's going on here?

18
00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:34,291
Naila's doing my head in
with stories of Salim in Dubai.

19
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,666
He bought a car,
he bought a house, blah, blah, blah.

20
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,583
Did he buy his mum
some Botox as well?

21
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,583
I was thinking the same.

22
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,250
Is work stuff going okay?

23
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,833
I haven't had any Google alerts
for a while.

24
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,958
I pray for you
night and day, my child!

25
00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:18,416
What do you even do?

26
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,458
I watch TV all day, you're never on it.

27
00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:25,083
Must take up all your time, of course.

28
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,708
Getting all those white women to kiss you.

29
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,416
She straightened her hair,
not as fun anymore.

30
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,958
If you pay the fuckers that much,
of course they'll find something!

31
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,791
Don't talk like that!
Brother Rafeeq is a very good man.

32
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,333
Did Craig Daniel die?

33
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,833
Didn't I always say?
Super James Bond, my Shaju!

34
00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,916
Shut up, you bastard!
Always giving my son the evil eye!

35
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,500
I'm the bastard?

36
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:07,875
All he does is sex!

37
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,000
So what if he does?

38
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,541
I'm the bastard and he's shagging?

39
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,958
It's their country, don't provoke them!

40
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,250
Be quiet.

41
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,166
Hey, stay a minute.

42
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:18,000
Give us a sign.
Give us a sign, my Lord,

43
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:21,000
to find the right path. We have strayed.

44
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:24,541
Forgive us all, Lord.

45
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:31,541
Rid us of our misfortunes.